Worship Schedule For 3/26/06

Announce – Maurice Powell

Sing A.M. – Stephen Powell

Read – Keith Bowman

Pray – Joey Ferrell

Table – Oscar Parton

Brian Witty

Johnny Powell

Doris Hibdon

Dismiss – Brady Bogle

 

Sing P.M. – Jerry Gilley

Pray P.M. – Stephen Powell

 

Wed. Night Schedule For 3/22/06

Sing – Maurice Powell

Read – Stephen Powell

 

Prepare Communion For March

Doris Hibdon

 

Last Week's

Attendance - 76

Contribution - $1163.05

 

Visitation Team This Week

Odell Powell, Doris Hibdon

 

Visitation Team Next Week

Oscar Parton, Jerry Powell

 

4^th Sunday Speakers For March

A.M. – Jerry Gilley

P.M. – Brian Witty

 

Get Bible Study Stand This Week

Keith Bowman

Get Bible Study Stand Next Week

Jerry Gilley

Prayer List

Sick

Christine Ash, Annette Payne, Wilma Powell, Rodney Caine, 

Jimmie Johnston, Opal Smith,Arlis Thomas' great-granddaughter, 

Inez Kell, Winfred Gaither, Glenn Duncan, 

George Prater, Catherine Parker

Shut-Ins

J.D. Lorance, Alta Jones, Ona Prater, William Condra, 

Helen Banks, Alice Youngblood, Josephine Ferrell, 

Maggie Wimberley, Leburn Pelham, Mary Prater

Military Duty

Seth Powell, Mark Byars, Eric Burke

Birthdays and Anniversaries This Week

Wed., March 22^nd – James Basham

Fri., March 24^th – Evelyn Witty

Last Week’s Bible Question

Q: What did Paul recommend as a substitute for wine?

A: The Holy Spirit (Eph. 5:18)

 

This Week’s Bible Question

What husband, the victim of David's adulterous scheming, was made drunk by the king?

Current Events

Creation/Evolution Seminar

Woodbury Church of Christ

Sun., March 19^th – Wed., March 22^nd

Speaker: Brad Harrub

Sunday Services: 9:30 A.M.,

10:40 A.M., 6:00 P.M.

Weeknight Services: 7:00 P.M.

School of Bible Emphasis

Mt. Leo Church of Christ

McMinnville

Mon., March 27^th - 7:00 P.M

Answer To Last Week’s Word Search

Judah and Israel

Editor's Note: The following is not Biblical, but I thought it was slightly humorous and hope you will find it funny as well.

GOD'S VOICE MAIL

Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following:

“Thank you for calling heaven. For English, press 1; for Spanish, press 2; for all other languages, press 3.

“Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for request; press 2 for thanksgiving; press 3 for complaints; press 4 for all others…I am sorry, but all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners right now.

“However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.

“If you would like to speak to God, press 1; Moses, press 2; Jeremiah, press 3.

“To find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven, press 5, then enter his social security # followed by the pound sign. (If you receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code 666).

“For reservations to heaven, please enter JOHN by the number 3, 16.

“For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life, and other planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics.

“Our computers show you have already been prayed for today; please hang up and call again tomorrow. The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. If you are calling after hours and need emer­gency assistance, please contact your local minister. Thank you and have a heavenly day.”