Worship Schedule For 11/5/06

Announce – Brian Witty

Sing A.M. – Larry Powell

Read – Maurice Powell

Pray – Oscar Parton

Table – Jerry Powell

James Neeley

Stephen Powell

Johnny Powell

Dismiss – Brady Bogle

 

Sing P.M. – Maurice Powell

Pray P.M. – Larry Powell

 

Wed. Night Schedule For 11/1/06

Sing – Brian Witty

Read – Maurice Powell

 

Prepare Communion For November

Jerry Gilley

 

Last Lord's Day

Attendance - 76

Contribution - $1320.50

 

Visitation Team This Week

Brian Witty, Odell Powell

 

Visitation Team Next Week

Doris Hibdon, Larry Powell

 

4^th Sunday Speakers For November

A.M. – Stephen Powell

P.M. – Jerry Gilley

 

Get Bible Study Stand This Week

Maurice Powell

Prayer List

Sick

David Brazel, Everett Witty, Beverly Upchurch

Shut-Ins

J.D. Lorance, Ona Prater, William Condra, 

Alice Youngblood, Josephine Ferrell, Christine Ash, 

Nadine Smith, Jimmie Johnston, Oscar Parton

Military Duty

Eric Burke

Birthdays and Anniversaries This Week

Thurs., Nov. 2^nd – Christy Wimberley

Fri., Nov. 3^rd – Mayne & Dorothy Mooneyham

Last Week’s Bible Question

Q: What enemies of Joshua were pelted by stones from the Lord?

A: The Amorites (Joshua 10:11)

 

This Week’s Bible Question

In what humiliating way was Abimelech murdered?

Current Events

Business Meeting

Sun., November 5^th

Immediately following the evening service in the school building.

INSTALLING LOVE

Tech Support: Yes…how can I help you?

Customer:  Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.  Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you.  Are you ready to proceed?

Customer:  Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready.  What do I do first?

Tech Support:  The first step is to open your Heart.  Have you located your Heart?

Customer:  Yes, but there are several other programs running now.  Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support:  What programs are running?

Customer:  Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support:  No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system.  It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs.  Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem.  However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.  Can you turn those off?

Customer:  I don't know how to turn them off.  Can you tell me how?

Tech Support:  With pleasure.  Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.  Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer:  Okay, done!  Love has started installing itself.  Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer:  Oops!  I have an error message already.  It says, "Error -  Program not run on external components."  What should I do?

Tech Support:  Don't worry.  It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart.  In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer:  So, what should I do?

Tech Support:  Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:  Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer:  Okay, done.

Tech Support:  Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory.  The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.  Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer:  Got it.  Hey! My heart is filling up with new files.  Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart.  Is this normal?

Tech Support:  Sometimes.  For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time.  So Love is installed and running.  One more thing before we hang up.  Love is Freeware.  Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.